Toplessdrivers

Airflow to the Hairflow The topless season is upon us and the quest for what to do with the hair begins. So far this season, which has only just begun, I started with a teal girls style baseball cap. It didn’t match anything, so I went and bought a new hat for $50. This hat … Continue reading »

National Jeep Wave Day – May 7th 2012 Yesterday we went out to “catch the jeep wave”. Today is National Jeep Wave Day and now we know why this day is so darn necessary. Our goal was to catch a jeep wave on video. On a stunning day perfect for topless and doorless jeeping, camera … Continue reading »

Driving topless is just not a new thing. Driving with the top on, is. When we drive topless are we returning to our roots? Is this why we connect and enjoy the topless driving experience so quickly? Does it tap into our conscienceness and rattle the part of our brain that says “this is good”, … Continue reading »

Holy Ghost Whisperer! Are we serious? Taking topless to a new level are we Jennifer? Well this little beauty needs a spring test drive. No, no, no!. Not Mrs Love Hewitt. Silly readers. The New Mini Roadster needs a spring test drive. I am looking for topless thrills. Maxim’s ad said I will achieve this … Continue reading »

Justin Bieber – Boyfriend Ok – SHOOT ME! I heard this song on the radio and now I like it. I have kids. They sing things in the car. They say “Turn it up Mom”. After a while, when they are not on for the ride and these songs come on, I am now singing … Continue reading »

My latest contract does not allow me to park on the premises. Instead, I park in the residential area for three hours at a time. I could opt to park somewhere else for longer, but given that so much of my work is staring at a computer screen, this three hour parking allowance, gets me … Continue reading »

Song #2 Just looking at the album cover reminds me of being a kid. Enjoy track #2. If you have suggestions to add to this summers driving playlist, bring it on…

Cabrio – Pink Moon It’s that time of year when the tops are beginning to roll back on your jeeps and convertibles. A big thanks goes out to Mother Nature last week who blasted out the snow and the cold by cranking up the earth’s thermostat. Please hug the nearest tree to show your approval. … Continue reading »

Puking in the Jeep I got a call from school at lunch time from my young son who said he was not feeling well and could I pick him up. My hesitation came from this son being the son that maneuvers me. Get’s a day off here and there and me falling for it every … Continue reading »

Jay Leno loves cars, motorcycles and almost anything with an engine. He probably has one of the most active car and motorcycle collections around. Personally, I would like to see him leave the Tonight Show and start his own car show and become a TopGear competitor. (A tough ride that would be). I observe that … Continue reading »

Is there a feeling of Toplessness in the Air? Spring…Oh Spring! Is it here? Do I blog too soon? In this shed is the soft top to my jeep. I can almost get there. Is spring defined by the access to my shed? It accommodates the pool toys, the bikes, the gardening tools, the pots, … Continue reading »

It has come to my attention that there are “rules” to driving a jeep. We have the infamous “Jeep Wave” of two fingers lifted off the steering wheel when passing another jeep. I forget sometimes and hope I do not appear rude. When I reluctantly drive my other car, I still do the jeep wave, … Continue reading »

Nope? Me neither until Derrick Dodge | Edmonton New & Used Chrysler Dodge Jeep RAM Fiat Dealer  posted a picture on his Facebook page. My brother collected comic books for many years. When he moved abroad he was going to give away his collection until I intercepted. I didn’t want him to give it to charity … Continue reading »

When I started the blogging journey, I had no idea what I was doing. But after running my well received “Jeep Episodes” for my Facebook fans, I decided to go the next step and flip it into a blog. I did not realize I needed an outlet for my creativity and a need to find … Continue reading »

For those of you that follow my blog, you may remember that I asked for a docking station for Christmas. What did you get for Christmas? « toplessdrivers. I am delighted with the docking station I received, but I feel the need to show you the one I really wanted from Santa in action. I … Continue reading »

My mother has always worn the most gorgeous underwear. She has always claimed that you cannot look good on the outside unless you feel good on the underside. Modelling underwear in her youth may also have promoted this passion for life. When you get to wear the top of the range English Rose underwear, have … Continue reading »

Congratulations to Tom Brady Eli Manning for winning Super Bowl 2012. As part of that winning experience Eli gets to drive home in a brand new Collectors Edition 2012 Chevrolet Sports Corvette. How much will that cost in weight on the airplane? I would think he would run over, jump in and have a fondle … Continue reading »

Do the Jeep Wave. Remember the Jeep Wave. Did you know the Jeep Wave. All Jeeps Wave.

I see you. Wave. I pass you. Wave. I acknowledge you. Wave. Do the Jeep Wave. My jeep needs your wave.

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We say “no” Twilight Saga says “yes” Perhaps it is both? Twilight proves that the answer is “yes”. For today. But according to classic literature, vampires could only go outside up until 1921. Maybe this is why we do not see them today. The concept of vampires frying up in the daylight was added by … Continue reading »

Edward tells Bella that he sparkles like diamonds in the sunlight. He explains that he does not go out in public in the day because his “sparkliness” will create public suspicion. Too right it will create suspicion. Everyone else in the world thinks that vampires explode into dust in the daylight. Don’t they? If you … Continue reading »